After 21 years and 224 days Hal’s back being single. But it’s all going to be fine. Instead of getting the therapy he clearly needs, he’s made a cracking show about it. He’s lost enough weight to almost get his wedding ring off and, while he may be flying solo, he’s far from alone; he’s got his grown-up daughters, his dogs and his divorce lawyer. The fickle finger of fate has turned Hal’s life upside down but he’s sticking a finger right back at it.

★★★★★ ‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh a lot!’ – Daily Mirror

★★★★★ ‘Funniest he’s ever been‘ – Sunday Times

★★★★ ‘The comedy gift that keeps on giving’ – Scotsman

★★★★ “Reminded me how much I love stand up” – Times

How To Get Your Tickets

1. Book your desired number of tickets and await an email from us confirming your order. This email will contain a booking confirmation PDF, this is NOT a ticket.

2. Collect your ticket(s) from the venue's box office on the performance date, allowing plenty of time to do so. For Ilkley ONLY - You will receive your tickets as e-tickets from the venue. Ensure that you take employment and personal ID with you or you may be turned away.

Additional Information

• 14+ only.

• Doors 30 minutes before performance starts.

As we are not the event organisers, we recommend that you check the event page directly for each venue for event-specific information. We will endeavour to pass on any updates, including scheduling changes and cancellations, as soon as we receive them but cannot guarantee this.